What Brandon Thinks — AI reports on your conversations, and on you

Testimonials

• Brandon roasted my uncle for his cringe holiday YouTube video, and my dad for replying “👍” to a death announcement. Absolutely hilarious.

• I started with the funny one, and it really was. Then I read the deep one, and my girlfriend and I still haven’t recovered. It gave us a lot to think about.

• Lads-approved. Brandon took the piss out of all of us, but you could tell it was done with affection. Nobody was spared, nobody took it badly. Ten out of ten.

• Brandon described two years of a relationship more honestly than we ever did ourselves. It confirmed my ex was the problem, but it also showed me my own mistakes.

• It worked out who plays therapist in the group, who gossips the most, and who always says “On my way!” and never comes. Funny, but also surprisingly moving.

• It found the exact week he started pulling away. I’d felt it for months but never had proof. It also helped me understand how I came across to him.

• Brandon looked at 8 years of marriage and, wow. It felt like a neutral witness telling me the truth, just with a bit of wit.

• It translated our ultra-polite work speak into what we actually meant. “Just circling back on this 🙂” will never sound the same again. We read it out loud in a meeting. Total chaos.